THINGS I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT
- •The weekend being too short.How many days are in a weekend? TWO. That's how it is. That's how it will always be. Sometimes we get long weekends but then you will complain about how terrible a short week is.
- •How much zucchini grew in your gardenThis is a thing. Zucchini grows a lot. You have a lot of zucchini to cook with now. No, I can't give you new recipe ideas. There aren't that many to begin with, and no one wants to eat it. Maybe just don't grow it and grow something else?
- •"Hot people problems"Credit to Amy Schumer for coining the term. Also she is hot so like does it even count? Does anyone know where her dress from SNL was from?