1. The weekend being too short.
    How many days are in a weekend? TWO. That's how it is. That's how it will always be. Sometimes we get long weekends but then you will complain about how terrible a short week is.
  2. How much zucchini grew in your garden
    This is a thing. Zucchini grows a lot. You have a lot of zucchini to cook with now. No, I can't give you new recipe ideas. There aren't that many to begin with, and no one wants to eat it. Maybe just don't grow it and grow something else?
  3. "Hot people problems"
    Credit to Amy Schumer for coining the term. Also she is hot so like does it even count? Does anyone know where her dress from SNL was from?