10 favorite things about Bachelor in Paradise premiere

buckle up, it's only episode 1
  1. 1.
    The corny intro, love boat style
  2. 2.
    The Jurassic Park style, drink shaking, parrot squawking intro of Chad
    Dolla dolla bills yo
  3. 3.
    'I'm a wolf, these are street dogs' 'gonna let the liquor drive, I'll be on booze control' 'eagles gonna settle for an eagle'
  4. 4.
    Evan's still talking about dicks and Chad too much
  5. 5.
    Vinny's new 'do ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜
  6. 6.
    They are srsly milking the whole jade+tanner success ๐Ÿ’
    At least 10 references a mere 40 minutes into the first ep
  7. 7.
    And Chad and Lace are making out and he's yelling 'I've got money! I've got muscles!'
    Tell that to my Lamborghini
  8. 8.
    Nick V bringing the wit ๐Ÿ˜ป
  9. 9.
    Chad snoring with a real ass crab chillin by his head ๐Ÿฆ€
    ยกf@%# you, crab!
  10. 10.
    CHRIS HARRISON LAYING DOWN THE LAW ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿผ
    you don't even watch this show