10 favorite things about Bachelor in Paradise premiere
buckle up, it's only episode 1
- •The corny intro, love boat style🍌
- •The Jurassic Park style, drink shaking, parrot squawking intro of ChadDolla dolla bills yo
- •Just....Daniel'I'm a wolf, these are street dogs' 'gonna let the liquor drive, I'll be on booze control' 'eagles gonna settle for an eagle'
- •Evan's still talking about dicks and Chad too much
- •Vinny's new 'do 👌🏻😍
- •They are srsly milking the whole jade+tanner success 💍At least 10 references a mere 40 minutes into the first ep
- •And Chad and Lace are making out and he's yelling 'I've got money! I've got muscles!'Tell that to my Lamborghini
- •Nick V bringing the wit 😻
- •Chad snoring with a real ass crab chillin by his head 🦀¡f@%# you, crab!
- •CHRIS HARRISON LAYING DOWN THE LAW 👮🏼👮🏼👮🏼👮🏼👮🏼👮🏼👮🏼👮🏼👮🏼👮🏼👮🏼👮🏼👮🏼👮🏼👮🏼you don't even watch this show