Bach in paradise 🌹🌴

Week 3/night 2 -> week 4/night 1
  1. β€’
    Ashley I-lashes is back
    commence waterworks πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦also why the shoes? in the sand?
  2. β€’
    Caila with the good hair is NOT SORRY re:Jared
  3. β€’
    Ashley does not get Daniel's brand of humor
    But it's cool bc he is into the idea of pursuing a virgin and ok with being Jared's 'replacement'
  4. β€’
    They hate you cuz they ain't you
    Daniel is actually charming Ashley...and me, until he threw out the word 'deflowering' πŸ™„
  5. β€’
    Jeez Amanda and Josh barf
  6. β€’
    Jen, interesting, she seemed normal on Ben's season
  7. β€’
    Twin council πŸ‘―
    Go-to for advice upon arrival
  8. β€’
    Jen and Nick, I like it
  9. β€’
    Even the doctors are πŸ”₯ in paradise
    Evan's ankles are swollen, call 911
  10. β€’
    Nick, expressing what everyone is thinking...
    'You will never be with jared'
  11. β€’
    WHAT no rose ceremony? 🌹
    V v intriguing teasers..on to week 4
  12. β€’
    Ashley: are you surrrrrree
    Jared: yes. Even when I can hear you wailing in the background while I smooch Caila
  13. β€’
    I still can't believe this Evan and Carly bizness but okayyy
    Also Evan squints his eyes whilst making out
  14. β€’
    Daniel, holding the only 🌹
    Really werkin it. Has now likened himself to an eagle, King Kong and the Pope πŸ‘‘
  15. β€’
    I have this like, feeling of heartache, in my body
    Prob just sore from all the sobbing
  16. β€’
    Daniel thinks Ashley's full body heartache will be cured by just slutting it up a bit, don't ya know, tap 5 or 10 guys in a month or something
    O Canada πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦
  17. β€’
    🌴no rules in paradise 🌴
    Ashley's back. Really hoping she takes Daniel up on his advice pronto
  18. β€’
    Carl
    Tattooed firefighter and makes dad jokes. Emily's sold
  19. β€’
    Brett. That lamp guy, who is a hair stylist
    Ashley and Izzy are feelin it.
  20. β€’
    Hairstylist is feeling Caila w the good hair, obvs
    Jared is not happy but is gracious even though Caila is all like 'should I stay or should I go now'
  21. β€’
    After a stunning 6x pivot: Caila is going on the date
    Hairstylist thinks he can dig it out, he's used to chatting people up about their love lives
  22. β€’
    Carl/Kurt/Kevin/Clark is so hot no one can remember his name
    Doesn't stop Em from 'riding him like seabiscuit' Brett! So salty
  23. β€’
    It's like you found your soulmate but your soulmate isn't into you
    Isn't that the exact opposite of what a soulmate is?
  24. β€’
    New guy Ryan, seems normal and can use 'proverbial' in a sentence, so off to a good start
  25. β€’
    Poor Vinny...πŸ’”