WHAT I WANTED TO BE GROWING UP, CHRONOLOGICALLY

A list of strange career aspirations
  1. 1.
    Manager for WWF (World Wrestling Federation)
    Easily the most absurd and deluded goal from my childhood
  2. 2.
    Roadie for rock band
    Ok this is even less aspirational than wrestling manager. The idea seemed like a glamorous idea at the time.
  3. 3.
    Bartender at nightclub
    Ridiculous. It seemed like the life.
  4. 4.
    Writer
    Winner