THINGS I THINK WHILE THE RESTAURANT I WORK AT IS EMPTY

I am working the first day shift from 10-5 at a popular restaurant that only fails when it's raining. It is raining.
  1. Is it 5 o'clock yet
  2. How many rubber bands could I put around my head before it busts like the watermelon experiment
  3. Are coaster towers easier than card towers
  4. Will I get fired for putting my mouth underneath the margarita machine
  5. Is it 5 o'clock yet
  6. Do people actually drink banana schnapps
  7. What exactly happens when a boob implant bursts
  8. I wish I had a fucking customer to make money from
  9. What other things can I put in the juice squeezer
  10. Why was weezer that cool
  11. Seriously can there be a customer
  12. Is it 5 o'clock yet
  13. When does Krispy Kreme do the pirate deal
  14. Can I afford panthers tickets
  15. Fuck, a customer.