Chick-Fil-A Dipping sauces ranked

  1. 1.
    Chick-Fil-A sauce
    The eponymous sauce of the company and also the sauce I want to surround my coffin when I die.
  2. 2.
    Completely irreverent other sauces i.e.: Polynesian that I don't feel the need to arranged numerically due to their mediocrity
  3. 3.
    Ranch
    Ranch is the reason other countries hate us. It is the ejaculate of Satan.