My Ideal Breakfast

I, like Ron Swanson, want all the breakfast food.
  1. Omelet
    Avocado, mushrooms, onions, tomatoes, cheese (obviously), bacon, smidge of salsa
  2. Homefries
    Not fries, not hashbrowns, not potato cubes, Homefries extra crispy
  3. Sourdough toast
  4. Side of pancakes
    1-3 small pancakes
  5. Coffee
  6. 2-3 hours of rest after