Reasons my ex roommate has skipped class
She's my best friend but it's a miracle she's still in college
- •The flannel she wanted to wear was dirty and she couldn't be seen in anything else
- •The ladder broke off from her lofted bed and instead of trying to get down just went back to sleep"It was a bad omen" -direct quote
- •Her hair was too thick to fit in scrunchie
- •There was a dog in the student center and she spent 2 hours petting it
- •Got distracted watching Gossip Girl and lost track of timeThis happened more than once
- •She burned the pizza rolls she made for lunch and had to start over
- •Cried in a professors office hours and couldn't face him again.
- •Fell asleep naked in bed after a shower
- •Didn't want to feel rushed before her pre class poop
- •Pulled an all nighter finishing the assignment for said class and then fell asleep before she could turn it in.
- •Also, she literally walked out in the middle of a midterm, looked the professor dead in the eye and said "I'll just take the W"
- •How are we still friends?