SEASONS DEFINED, ACCORDING ONLY TO ME

Ranked loosely by greatness
  1. Fall
    Starts mid-to-late September, ends mid-to-late November.
  2. Holiday
    Starts the first Saturday in October, ends January 1. No earlier, no later.
  3. Christmas
    Starts November 1. Haters back off.
  4. Election, awards, pilot, blah blah blah
    All self explanatory, all tied for fourth place.
  5. Spring
    Starts when you only barely get goosebumps from going outside without a winter coat.
  6. Winter
    Anytime it's cold enough outside that my car won't start.
  7. Summer
    Everything between comfortably warm and blistering, death heat.