VALENTINE'S DAYS I REMEMBER

  1. When I was six I helped my mom "heart attack" my dad's office.
  2. When I was 18, living in a college dorm, some guys walked by our apartment pretending (?) to be British and serenading girls. We invited them in (dumb) and they sang songs of our request for three hours. Later that day a boy we all had a crush on brought each of us a Valentine's balloon.
  3. In high school I went to Olive Garden and saw a movie with my high school boyfriend.
  4. That is it. Those are the only three Valentines Days I remember.