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Today, while kayaking down the Guadeloupe river, I put on sunscreen probably 5 times. At least. Somehow, these spots were continuously missed
- •Somehow, I always forget this one
It can only get better?
- •Managed to mysteriously cut my hand and finger while getting onto the plane?Still unsure how it happened
- •Went to use my pen only to discover too late that it exploded ink everywhere
- •The shoes I wore on the plane managed to give me 4 blistersKind of my fault, I've never really worn these vans
- •Tripped and fell walking into the store and broke my flip flop.
I LOVE interesting facts. These are some of my favorites
- •Armadillos are the only mammal besides humans that can carry leperosy
- •A jellyfish's mouth is also their anus
- •Hippos sometimes sweat redAnd the pictures are horrifying
Turns out I wasn't
- •My name was Mary Beth Elizabeth and not Mary Elizabeth
- •Pearl Jam was singing about the difficulties of finding a butter man, not a better manIt's hard to find a milk man these days, even harder trying to find someone to deliver butter to your door
- •King Triton was definitely based off my dad
Sometimes we say inappropriate things without realizing it
- •"I feel like if I have to bang it in the store, I can't take it home with me"This was said about Tupperware
- •"You can't make love to me on the toilet!"There's not really a great explanation for this one
- •"That's easy! You just strip it down and shove it in"Helpful instructions on how to make rosemary stuffed chicken