Turns out I wasn't
  1. My name was Mary Beth Elizabeth and not Mary Elizabeth
  2. Pearl Jam was singing about the difficulties of finding a butter man, not a better man
    It's hard to find a milk man these days, even harder trying to find someone to deliver butter to your door
  3. King Triton was definitely based off my dad
  4. Ten hundred and thirty nine was a real number because it's my favorite so it has to exist
  5. The stuff you put on spaghetti was called Albertson's and not parmesan cheese
    It said so right at the top