Things that have happened on the first day of my Hawaii vacation

It can only get better?
  1. Managed to mysteriously cut my hand and finger while getting onto the plane?
    Still unsure how it happened
  2. Went to use my pen only to discover too late that it exploded ink everywhere
  3. The shoes I wore on the plane managed to give me 4 blisters
    Kind of my fault, I've never really worn these vans
  4. Tripped and fell walking into the store and broke my flip flop.