Things That Happen in Honors Dorms at 1 Am

I'm a freshman living in an honors dorm and stuff is always happening.
  1. Screaming.
    No matter the time, someone is always yelling about something. Usually it's post party "oh my gosh we had such a good time!!!!!" screaming, but screaming, nonetheless.
  2. The guys my friend heard talking about their STDs are playing ping pong.
    I don't think they live in this dorm. I have no idea who they are. But they're always here.
  3. Studying.
    This is theoretical. I assume it's happening, but I've yet to see it.
  4. Gilmore Girls binge watching.
    I'm looking at you @beccagilliland
  5. I do laundry.
    BECAUSE ITS THE ONLY FREAKING TIME THE WASHERS ARE OPEN