ON THE FIRST DAY OF WINTER BREAK, MY MOTHER SAID TO ME...
- •Do you even know when someone is flirting with you? They're not just being "nice"
- •Let's get sexied upShe claims this is NOT what she said
- •This is for LA. This is what's gonna do itTalking about buying new bras
- •You need to let those girls breathe, man!!Talking about my boobs
- •You are...there's something wrong, Mary Kate
- •You are a bright light in his day.In response to Maggie saying, "He always says, 'Stop laughing, I'll end you'"
- •I asked Michael what he wants for Christmas and he said slippers because he threw up on one of his old ones. Then 20 minutes later I asked "What was it you wanted for Christmas?"Losing it
- •Look I'm not calling him up I'm just living my life over here saying I think he's better looking with more hair.Re: Nick Jonas
- •Do you want to go to Quizzo?