TEXT MESSAGES THAT HAVE MADE ME SHRIEK

thanks for your request @breadandsutter as we all know I'm easily excitable so it's a long list.
  1. 1.
    This one absolutely wild time when my eighth grade boyfriend texted me an apology for his grammar four years after we broke up
    the message is EVEN LONGER THAN THIS!!! This is ONLY AN EXCERPT!!! ABOUT HOW MUCH MY GRAMMAR CRITICISM EFFECTED HIS LIFE!!!!
  2. 2.
    Have you EVER received a text like this in your LIFE
  3. 3.
    @breadandsutter sends me lewd text messages for every holiday I cry every time
  4. 4.
    My mom texted me, "Maggie just asked me, what does Arthur teach you?" And then started sending me her answers
  5. 5.
    The Kiss Heard Round the GroupMe™ (still gives me a cold chill)
  6. 6.
    Matt's attitude after the Kiss Heard Round the GroupMe™ (still gives me a cold chill)
  7. 7.
    Slowly releasing everything from The Tom Hanks Convo® between me and @livingunderarock
    If I'm being honest this list could have been JUST the entirety of The Tom Hanks Convo™
  8. 8.
    My mom sent this to me and @michael_patrick and it was a trip
  9. 9.
    Honestly every time Beth texts me I shriek in anger
  10. 10.
    Case and POINT
  11. 11.
    Still reeling from when @carlsaganlives used my own tumblr tags against me
  12. 12.
    Not technically a text message but still a deeply unsettling message of text
  13. 13.
    Someone sending you your own tinder profile is NIGHTMARE FUEL!!!
    Runner up is when this same person texted me "meow" at 4am but I can't find that screenshot
  14. 14.
    When Olivia casually lied to a mutual acquaintance about my mother's degrees
  15. 15.
    I actually died after receiving this