THINGS I WANT TO DO ON MY PERIOD

People who have uteruses know what I'm talking about.
  1. Eat lots of junk food!
  2. Sacrifice a lamb!
  3. Take lots of naps!
  4. Examine the lamb's entrails!
  5. Watch some cheesy romcoms!
  6. Predict the future based on the entrails!
  7. Have a good cry!
  8. Use haruspicy to determine what the next month of my cycle will bring!
  9. Listen to One Direction!
  10. Renew my blood oath to Satan!