THINGS I WANT TO DO ON MY PERIOD
People who have uteruses know what I'm talking about.
- •Eat lots of junk food!
- •Sacrifice a lamb!
- •Take lots of naps!
- •Examine the lamb's entrails!
- •Watch some cheesy romcoms!
- •Predict the future based on the entrails!
- •Have a good cry!
- •Use haruspicy to determine what the next month of my cycle will bring!
- •Listen to One Direction!
- •Renew my blood oath to Satan!