THINGS TO BE THANKFUL FOR THIS THANKSGIVING 2015

  1. Being 21 and having been steadily drinking since 5 PM yesterday
  2. The Victory Brewing Company bottle opener on my wallet that my entire family is using
  3. This gal (sister)
  4. Sweet potato muffins
  5. My entertaining family
  6. Social media when my family is not being entertaining enough
  7. Chris Evans
  8. This guy (bro)
  9. My parents paying for an expensive education and my rent
  10. Last night my mom said she would give me an allowance for groceries
  11. This guy (other bro)
  12. Tonight Maggie tried to hold mike's hand and mike said "over this candle? I'm gonna burn myself" and Maggie said "is that...a metaphor?" and I'm thankful for that
  13. All gallaghers and all beers