Bachelor Haikus

For @rachellewis & all of #bachelornation
  1. This cocktail party
  2. Is here for the right reasons:
  3. One-on-one time brawls.
  4. 🌹🌹🌹
  5. Group dates are the worst;
  6. I'd rather sit awkwardly
  7. With you, not eating.
  8. 🌹🌹🌹
  9. I can see myself
  10. (On the cover of People)
  11. Falling for this girl.
  12. 🌹🌹🌹
  13. From the moment she
  14. First stepped out of that limo
  15. She started #trending.
  16. 🌹🌹🌹
  17. Sending someone home
  18. Is awkward. So is pinning
  19. Boutonnieres en masse.
  20. 🌹🌹🌹
  21. I trust the process.
  22. And if that fails, bail after
  23. The Fantasy Suite.
  24. 🌹🌹🌹