Feelings I've Had Since I Stopped Dating
I decided to take a break from dating apps back in April to give myself some space and time. Here's the breakout:
- •70%: What am I going to watch tonight
- •10%: I'm so profoundly glad I don't have to deal with anyone else's bs right now
- •6%: I guess I'll just work this weekend?
- •5%: Researching plastic surgery online, just in case no one is telling me I need it
- •4%: Okay, so now all of my exes are officially married. Even the ones with "commitment issues".
- •3%: HELLO you chose this, and it feels right. Calm down.
- •1%: Did I accidentally dress too much like a lesbian again?
- •1%: What is my high school crush up to tho