How to Make Me Cry at a Wedding

  1. 1.
    As the groom, stand in the center of all the guests, seated in the round.
  2. 2.
    When your bride walks down the aisle, begin to serenade her with "The Book of Love" by The Magnetic Fields.
  3. 3.
    Let your voice quiver as she approaches you and takes your hand and you tear up.
  4. 4.
    Finish the song together.