1. Mary Kay LeTorneau
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    You are bad for the brand.
  2. Mary Katherine Gallagher
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    The skit was funny but NOT if you were 12 and had the same name and in a new school right when it came out, oh and then we just HAD to make a movie, huh? I will never let this go.
  3. Mary Kay makeup
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    Meh.
  4. MK Ultra (the experiment)
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    Terrifying and thanks for giving every acid freak in my high school a legitimate basis for their anti-government conspiracy theory. Donald Trump might be sort of your fault.
  5. MK Ultra (the strain of cannabis)
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    Presented without comment.
  6. Michael Kors
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    I liked you on Project Runway but your handbag line has caused some serious overexposure problems for our collective brand. Send me a check for 5% and then we can re-visit this ranking.
  7. Mortal Kombat
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    The arcade game. Let's not speak of other iterations. Fatalities were pretty fun.
  8. Mary Kate Olsen
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    I respect your business acumen and fashion sense although you genuinely are a little naturally freaky and I'd be kind of afraid to hang out with you past 2 am or go anywhere with you where I could potentially get left behind because there is like 1.5% chance you are a vampire.
  9. Mario Kart
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  10. Yours truly
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    👋🏻
  11. Mindy Kaling
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    I'm not insane. Mindy is definitely cooler than me.
  12. Michael Keaton
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    Nobody beats Mr. Mom.