MK's, Ranked

  1. 12.
    Mary Kay LeTorneau
    You are bad for the brand.
  2. 11.
    Mary Katherine Gallagher
    The skit was funny but NOT if you were 12 and had the same name and in a new school right when it came out, oh and then we just HAD to make a movie, huh? I will never let this go.
  3. 10.
    Mary Kay makeup
    Meh.
  4. 9.
    MK Ultra (the experiment)
    Terrifying and thanks for giving every acid freak in my high school a legitimate basis for their anti-government conspiracy theory. Donald Trump might be sort of your fault.
  5. 8.
    MK Ultra (the strain of cannabis)
    Presented without comment.
  6. 7.
    Michael Kors
    I liked you on Project Runway but your handbag line has caused some serious overexposure problems for our collective brand. Send me a check for 5% and then we can re-visit this ranking.
  7. 6.
    Mortal Kombat
    The arcade game. Let's not speak of other iterations. Fatalities were pretty fun.
  8. 5.
    Mary Kate Olsen
    I respect your business acumen and fashion sense although you genuinely are a little naturally freaky and I'd be kind of afraid to hang out with you past 2 am or go anywhere with you where I could potentially get left behind because there is like 1.5% chance you are a vampire.
  9. 4.
    Mario Kart
  10. 3.
    Yours truly
    👋🏻
  11. 2.
    Mindy Kaling
    I'm not insane. Mindy is definitely cooler than me.
  12. 1.
    Michael Keaton
    Nobody beats Mr. Mom.