What I'd Offer in The Mary Kathryn Monthly Subscription Box
- •A Goldendoodle puppyBut you can totes send him back when he pees in your house. I will have been missing him like crazy, anyway!
- •Tennis BallsFor the dog. He will be expecting you to throw this approximately every ten seconds. He doesn't care if you throw it in the same place every time.
- •Pantone chipsFor the full effect, scatter them all over your desk and pray you didn't accidentally vacuum the one your client really liked.
- •Breakfast TacosOf the bean/potato/avocado/bacon/cheese variety. Prepare to be re-born.
- •Levi'sCut-off's, culottes, or traditional 513's. The more worn, the better.
- •Rollbahn notebookIn gold, for sure. To be used only with
- •Pilot Precise V5 pensSo uniquely satisfying.
- •YouTube Karaoke channelGet weird! Choose from Hamilton, The Beatles, Amy Winehouse, 90's Alt Hits, Adele, Classic Country, or Beyoncé .
- •FroséHomemade by yours truly. Cheers!