Situations in Which Voting for Donald Trump Would Make Sense

  1. Umm
  2. You bet 2 million dollars on him winning and also don't give a fuck about ethnic minorities or women
  3. You're gonna die the day after the election so his decisions wont affect you, and also you want black people to die for no reason
  4. You think it'd be funny, and in addition to that find humor in the mistreatment of women
  5. You're just a massive cock