Legitimate Questions I've Asked My Corgi Out Loud Tonight

Dog are an excuse to talk to yourself and not be committed.
  1. Should I shower tonight or tomorrow?
  2. What day does the Fourth of July fall on this summer?
  3. Should I get a Gray Malin phone case?
  4. Whatever happened to Abby Lee Miller's legal troubles?
  5. Wait where'd you find my brown leather wedge?
  6. Did you poo on the floor?
    This was rhetorical, of course he did.