Legitimate Questions I've Asked My Corgi Out Loud Tonight
Dog are an excuse to talk to yourself and not be committed.
- •Should I shower tonight or tomorrow?
- •What day does the Fourth of July fall on this summer?
- •Should I get a Gray Malin phone case?
- •Whatever happened to Abby Lee Miller's legal troubles?
- •Wait where'd you find my brown leather wedge?
- •Did you poo on the floor?This was rhetorical, of course he did.