10 THINGS I'LL ONLY SAY ONCE AND NEVER AGAIN BC ITS @JOEMURPHY'S BDAY.

Happy Birthday you absolute haaaaaaaag. I'll never say these things ever again so be grateful you BETCH. I will try and say all of these things without malice or sarcasm.
  1. 1.
    Juliet is actually a pretty strong character and I think she was one of the first realistic role models shown on television that girls should actually look up to. Talk about girl power!
  2. 2.
    The 3rd Pirates of the Caribbean was the best, most definitely.
  3. 3.
    Hey! Heck yeah I'll watch 50/50 today! I'm totally feeling it. I think it's gonna be awesome because you fervently recommended it! Pshhh, nah I'm not gonna make you message me every day for a month and tell me to watch it! Your joy, is my joy.
  4. 4.
    You're lists always deliver and have much more consistency in quality than mine do! I support you and wish you only joy in your success even when my lists aren't doing so hot.
  5. 5.
    You're better than me.
  6. 6.
    Man! I just can't get over Juliet! She's honestly the best character in Lost. Hands down. I'm not even sorry.
  7. 7.
    Heck yeah I'll try Agents of Shield again! Maybe I was just in the wrong place at the wrong time when I decided to write that show off! Everyone deserves a second chance, right?
  8. 8.
    Can you hold - nevermind. I can hold this on my own.
  9. 9.
    Hey! That 911 call that people blamed me for but it was actually you? Forget about it. It's in the past! Haha, we're good.
  10. 10.
    You know what? Fuck what everyone says. I support your childish habits of always getting the chicken tenders on the kids menu no matter what restaurant we go to.
  11. 11.
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU HAGGGGGGG βœŒοΈπŸ‘¦πŸ‘ΆπŸšœ