Inspired by @jakebrandman (sorry I'm late UGH)
  1. Aside: So literally the only gawd damn thing that happened in 1916 was the Irish Easter Rising Rebellion.
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    It did not go as planned.
  2. ANYWAY...
  3. THINGS WE SAY A LOT IN THE YEAR 1916
  4. Ugh suffrage ammirite ladies??
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  5. When Johnny gets back from the war we're gonna get married and live on a farm! We're gonna have horses and and and chickens and and and and a nice little barn and you can't stop us daddy!
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  6. Here's a fuckin papah...read all about it. And no, I ain't gonna do no dance and break out into song. Fuhgetaboutit.
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  7. Factories ammmmirite?
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  8. Poor working conditions ammmmmmirite?
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  9. Fuck with us and our hats. Go ahead.
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  10. Child labor ammmmirite????
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  11. I'm gonna be in tha pictures daddy! I'm gonna be a stahr!
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  12. You guys, we are being such harlots right now like I can't even.
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  13. We lost George, Maggie and little Tommy to the consumption not a week ago. Willard went in his sleep last night. Theys little angels now up in heaven with the rest of their 23 brothers n sisters.
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