2 Truths And A Lie

LOL YALL THINK YOU KNOW ME?!?
  1. 1.
    When I was lil and the devil I once smacked a boy's butt in a game of "butt tag". I thought it was my brother's. It wasn't my brother's. It was a rando. And I ran.
  2. 2.
    I once fell asleep during mass and woke myself up by burping really loudly during the quiet part of the consecration.
  3. 3.
    My Senior quote in my high school year book is, " I can't carry it Mr. Frodo, BUT I CAN CARRY YOU." - Samwise.