- 1.I pledge my life and soul to this baby.
- 2.If ever I'm in an awkward situation and I need out, I text this to my friends like a billion times. It's my code. Also I am this baby every single second of my life.
- 3.I just want this baby to know that I get it.
- 4.This baby. Is so. Mad. People underestimate how mad babies get. I think some of the most rage full people on earth are babies. And this baby is one of them. I was a raging baby. So much pent up rage.
- 5.I wanna high five this baby.
- 6.This baby is crying happy tears and I love it.