Band of Brothers, Ranked from Pretty Hot to SMOKIN HAHHHT(for science and also for @michael_circa91)

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  1. 37.
    Capt. Herbert Sobel
    Such a biiiiiitch. YEAH YOU BETTER SALUTE, SOBEL.
  2. 36.
    SSgt. John Martin
    Such a hardddddass but I mean like, war. So.
  3. 35.
    Sgt. Denver "Bull" Randleman
    Ugh like yes and everything but meh just not a fan of his episode.
  4. 34.
    Sgt. Charles "Chuck" Grant
    Lil baaaaaaaby
  5. 33.
    Capt. Lewis Nixon
    Tha fuk boi of the band but I mean *some* redeeming qualities I guess.
  6. 32.
    Pvt. Patrick O'Keefe
    lil baaaaaaaby
  7. 31.
    SSgt. Floyd "Tab" Talbert
    Meh. He was kinda a bitch that one time but I mean I get bc like war n stuff.
  8. 30.
    Lt. Henry Jones
    BB Hanks is so FEAGER.
  9. 29.
    Sgt. Alton More
    Yeet.
  10. 28.
    Pvt. Edward "Babe" Heffron
    He just wants a SMOKE.
  11. 27.
    Pvt. Robert "Popeye" Wynn
    He got shot in the butt and it's like, #same.
  12. 26.
    Cpl. Joseph Leibgott
    LIEBGOTT!
  13. 25.
    Sgt. C. Carwood Lipton
    Donnie D sliiiiiiiiiiid into HBO with that wife beater
  14. 24.
    1st Lt. Harry Welsh
    #mood #same
  15. 23.
    Sgt. Warren "Skip" Muck
    Sigh. It's always the funny ones that go bitter.
  16. 22.
    SSgt. Joseph Toye
    AGH
  17. 21.
    Pvt. Albert Blithe
    😥
  18. 20.
    Pvt. James W. Miller
    BB MCAVOY
  19. 19.
    1st Lt. Thomas Meehan
    Hayyyyyyyy👋🏼
  20. 18.
    1st Sgt. William Evans
    Literally er'body slid into this show.
  21. 17.
    Pvt. John D. Hall
    Hoiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
  22. 16.
    Lt. George C. Rice
    Lol.
  23. 15.
    Pfc. John Janovec
    BB TOM HARDY - DONT EVEN STEP TO ME 👏🏼
  24. 14.
    SSgt. Darrel "Shifty" Powers
    HES SO CUTE AND SOUTHERN AND JUST WANTS TO GO HUNTIN BUT ALSO WHAT A SNIPER!
  25. 13.
    SSgt. William "Wild Bill" Guarnere
    Ugh YASSSSS KWEEN
  26. 12.
    Sgt. George Luz
    Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
  27. 11.
    Sgt. Burton "Pat" Christenson
    BB MICHAEL FASSBENDER. Man you really don't think he's gonna make it at first BUT MA MAN PULLS THROUGHHHHHHHHH 👏🏼
  28. 10.
    1st Lt. Lynn "Buck" Compton
    AGH
  29. 9.
    Sgt. Wayne "Skinny" Sisk
    Suh cute
  30. 8.
    Pvt. David Kenyon Webster
    UGH CAN HE LIVE?!?
  31. 7.
    TSgt. Donald Malarkey
    MmmmmmmaaaaaaaaLARKAYYYYYYYYYYYYY! (More like MalarkBAE)
  32. 6.
    Major Richard D. Winters
    While hotter than that flaming red hair that blesses this mans head, he is unfortunately not at the top of this list. BUT...
  33. 5.
    The real Major Winters was a certified BUHAAAAAAABE.
  34. 4.
    Sgt. Frank Perconte
    Why yes. This is the kid from Hook. And why YES. He's still a HAWTAYYYYYYY.
  35. 3.
    Capt. Ronald Speirs
    He's a badass bitch bitch bitch bitch
  36. 2.
    Allington
    I...I do not recollect him being in this but hot DAMN he is fine.
  37. 1.
    Cpl. Eugene Roe
    Listen. You do NOT. Get to talk to me. If you haven't seen Doc Roe. In the Bastogne episode. Now get the fuck off my porch.