1. Mary in the bathroom with the plunger
  2. Joe in the laundry room bathroom with the toilet paper
  3. Addie in the downstairs bathroom with the poisoned shampoo
  4. Mom in the bedroom with the snoring
  5. Dad on the porch with a 300 lb civil war book
  6. Katie in the attic with secrets
  7. Alia in the family room with a glass of fucking milk
  8. Nathaniel in the living room with an instrument he doesn't know how to play
  9. Sam in the kitchen with the protein shake