CRAZY THINGS MY MOM HAS DONE
- •She worked at a language research facility with Chimps and BonobosShe even got in a @NatGeo magazine for it!
- •She had seven kidsGoodness. Like ow. But I mean thanks for giving me life n shit.
- •She homeschooled us!Imagine having to figure out how to teach your kids and actually be successful at it. That's insane.
- •She runs everydayI don't remember a time my mom didn't run. She's one fit 58 year old buhabe.
- •She teaches kids with disabilitiesShe basically figured out how to communicate with this one girl who has Cerebral-palsy. Damn.
- •She cussed at a black bear trying to get into our trash and almost opened the door to go after it in her blind fit of rage but then I pulled her back with the strength a mother uses to lift a car off her children and then she cussed at me for pulling her back from A BLACK BEAR but then I cussed back at her AND ALL WAS WELLShe crazy