DAMN IT TO HELL YOU GUYS

  1. So I just went to kroger.
  2. I spent a full 6 minutes staring at La Croix packages that were a little too expensive.
  3. But then I said "fuck it. Mary. You deserve this La Croix."
  4. And so I bought it with the hard earned money I was suppose to spend on milk and bread.
    IT TOOK WEEKS FOR MY SIXTY FIVE BROTHERS AND SISTERS AND I TO SCROUNGE UP THE MONEY.
  5. And so I paid Carnella.
  6. I put my shit in the car.
  7. Listened to some JB on the radio.
  8. Took one trip to bring the grocerys up to my apartment.
  9. Put the food away.
  10. Said my condolences to my roommates.
  11. Changed into my PJs.
  12. Sat down to watch some Daredevil.
  13. Got thirsty.
  14. Reached down to grab a La Croix
  15. And screamed "FUCK."
  16. I LEFT THE FECKING LA CROIX ON THE FUCKING BOTTUM OF THE FUCKING CART.
  17. SO NOW. THE LA CROIX. THAT I SPENT SIX MINUTES QUALMING OVER. AND THEN PAID FOR. ARE NOW SITTING OUTSIDE KROGER UNDER A CART IN THE FUCKING RAIN.
  18. AND IT WAS THE FANCY CAN TOO.
  19. But I mean I'm in the process of accepting my circumstances at the moment.