EXCLUSIVE MARY MURPHY Q&A

ASSk away betchethzzzzzzz ( srsly ask me anything I have all the answers to the universes.) #askmary
  1. I'm bored as hell. PLZ.
  2. I am at my company's holiday party about to play Yankee Trader. Which gift should I pick?
    Suggested by   @k8mcgarry
  3. @k8mcgarry Hi Kate, you're on the air - thanks for calling! I would say go for the small presents first. But if you feel like the vibe is a little tense - GO FULL ON HUNGER GAMES ON THEIR ASSES AND SPRINT YOUR ASS TO THE NEAREST PRIZE.
  4. What should I get my niece for her second birthday tomorrow?
    Suggested by   @KikiHines
  5. @KikiHines I got my niece some frozen head phones. BUT YOU CAN ALSO GET HER A PERSONALIZED BLANKET WITH A PICTURE OF YOUR FACE ON IT!
  6. WHYFOR ART THOU THE WAY THOU ART?? So much spit...😪💦
    Suggested by   @katiemurphy
  7. @katiemurphy when I was a baby, someone wronged me, and I've been festering a ragefull revenge inside me ever since.
  8. @clairewentthere I'm nervous but intrigued.
  9. How should I study for my finals next week?
    Suggested by   @paige
  10. @paige 1.binge watch Supernatural on Netflix. 2. Don't do #1 bc I did that and it didn't work.
  11. How bad is it that I haven't shipped my secret Santa gift?
    Suggested by   @biz
  12. @biz nah boo.
  13. Who would win in a prison fight a taco or a grilled cheese?
    Suggested by   @chrisgill
  14. Which celebrities are you currently feuding with???
    Suggested by   @mackenzieo
  15. @mackenzieo Chloe Grace Mortez OBVIOUSLY
  16. @combatdavey chicken salad sandwiches. Mainly bc I want a chicken salad sandwich right. FECKIN. Now.
  17. @combatdavey eat 10 pounds worth of cake - then immediately throw up that cake.
  18. Cool beans
    Suggested by   @chrisgill
  19. I'm going to get straight-up white girl wasted tonight. What do you think is the best way to go about that?
    Suggested by   @saytrumbo
  20. @saytrumbo my way: - eggnog - wine - shots - fire ball - regrets
  21. I literally "can't" with living with my family right now. Relocation suggestions? Am willing to emigrate.
    Suggested by   @michael_circa91
  22. @michael_circa91 I feel you. But instead of giving you some whimsical place like Australia (which by the way you could totally go to literally RIGHT NOW if you set you mind to it), ima say this:
    Set some goals - make some connections - go out and live life. Easier said then done OBVI. You and @joemurphy should put your heads together on this one. But hay look - I don't know much bc I haven't reached that point yet, but I would say just take some chances! Go live somewhere you might not be sure about, even if it's just the next town over. Yeah I know, money n shit, but hay it might be worth it. But here are some places: D.C., Austin Texas, Atlanta, London!, San Fran, Chicago, Denmark.