EXCLUSIVE: The Actual Photos from Betsy's and Mystery Man's Photo Booth Date

Inspired by @dfly (aka this is all Dennis I'M JUST REAL BORED AND LIKE TO DRAW, OKAY? PLUS "PHOTO BOOTH THOUGHTS OF" HIT ME HARD. DAMN IT DENNIS.) Here is this infamous list if you SLUTS haven't read it yet... The Thoughts of a Man on a Date Who Is Very Quickly Running Out of Faces To Make In a Photo Booth
  1. 1.
    "THE BIG CHEESY SMILE"
  2. 2.
    "OVERLY SERIOUS FACE WITH ONE ARCHED EYEBROW WHILE SHE GIVES HERSELF FINGER GLASSES"
  3. 3.
    "FROWNY FACE WHILE SHE PRETENDS TO CRY"
  4. 4.
    "SHE FLEXES HER MUSCLES WHILE I PRETEND TO BE SCARED OF HER FOR SOME REASON"
  5. 5.
    "SHE IS A SECRET ANGENT WHILE I BLANKLY STARE AT THE CAMERA LOOKING VAGUELY PANICKED"
  6. 6.
    "LOOK AT THAT CHIPMUNK"
  7. 7.
    "BLOCKING BETSY"
  8. 8.
    "SHE CROSSES HER EYES WHILE I COPY HER SECRET AGENT THING FROM A FEW PHOTOS AGO"
  9. 9.
    "SHE LOOKS AT ME SEDUCTIVELY, WHILE MY HEAD IS A BLUR BECAUSE I MOVED AT THE LAST SECOND FOR SOME REASON"
  10. 10.
    "SHE LOOKS UP INQUISITIVELY WHILE MY MOUTH IS OPEN MID-WORD IN WHAT IS THE MOST UNATTRACTIVE PHOTO EVER TAKEN"
  11. 11.
    "SHE KISSES ME!"