FIVE JOB OFFERS I WOULD ACCEPT REGARDLESS OF SALARY
- •Story Board Artist for PixarYap.
- •Laura Croft's spunky assistantSome how...some way...this is a job.
- •Casting Director for zee moviesI know everyone thinks they would be good at this BUT DAMN IT I WOULD BE GOOD AT THIS.
- •Motivational Speaker5 sessions consisting of 7 hours of me spraying the whole audience with water, firing a confetti cannon of almonds at everyone, slapping people in the face, and then hugging them.
- •Writing funny birthday/greeting/holiday cardsI would be. So good. At this job. In fact I'm probably gonna make my own etsy shop of this or some shit. IDK ETSY MAKES ME NERVOUS.