FUN THINGS TO THINK ABOUT

  1. Everyone was once a baby.
  2. A precious, disgusting, lil baby.
  3. That just chilled.
  4. And didn't give a fug about nothin.
  5. My grandad was once a baby. Weird.
  6. Brad Pitt was once a baby.
  7. Hitler was once a baby.
  8. My mom was once a baby.
  9. Your mom was once a baby!
  10. I was once a baby!
  11. Oh my god I was once a baby...
  12. ...I lived inside my mom...
  13. ...and so did all my siblings...
  14. ...these thoughts aren't fun anymore.