I'm bored and I just saw Captain America
  1. Example: @joemurphy requested "Lactose Lad"
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    Super power is always being able to tell if milk has expired without drinking or smelling it.
  2. "Leather Jacket Man"
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    Superpower: Physically repels you because you are so uncomfortable with how confidently he wears all his leather jackets in the summer.
  3. Chief Hand Chimes
    Don't do the crime if you can't pay the chimes
    Suggested by @brynelle
  4. @brynelle He hears them in his head all the time. He won't stop stealing hand chimes until he finds "the one".
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  5. Listerion
    A superhero who destroys her enemies by listing all their flaws, causing their self esteem to plummit and making them more vulnerable.
    Suggested by @franksars
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  7. Tired Man
    Superpower: looks tired but can always swoop in and save the day. Bonus superpower: can sleep any time, any place.
    Suggested by @MichaelRose
  8. @MichaelRose also wears a onezie wherever he goes. Unknowlingly punches Bad guys by excessively yawning and stretching out.
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  9. @Khinkali 👋
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  10. Super Cool Mom
    Suggested by @shanaz
  11. @shanaz Equipped with Juice Boxes, Bandaids and Snacks.
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    Superpower: Her hair always smells good and she knows exactly what words of encouragement to say. She destroys her villians by being disappointed in them and/or by crying bc they hurt her feelings.
  12. "Lady Lemonade"
    Dynamic Diva Foursome led by Beyonce itself.
    Suggested by @michael_circa91
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