Thank you @Lisa_Fav @k8mcgarry for informing me that this is a thing.
  1. Static
  2. When you get the bathroom to yourself but it's still a crappy bathroom
    Suggested by @joemurphy
  3. I dont think I did it right. 😖
    Suggested by @brimattia
  4. Hahaha. My coworkers definitely think I should find a new job.
    Suggested by @Boogie
  5. When you just want to donate some crap and you can't find a goddamned goodwill.
    Suggested by @lexie_elyse
  6. gave it my all
    Suggested by @magic
  7. When you sit down on the kitchen floor post-workout and can't get back up again
    Suggested by @colls39
  8. I could probably try harder honestly
    Suggested by @macnchz
  9. When you realize you're really not a Murphy
    Suggested by @Lisa_Fav
  10. I think I look too concerned not enough disdain to be a Murphy
    Suggested by @LeahG
  11. Static
    ok honesty this is spot on
    Suggested by @stevecady
  12. Photoshop me into the Christmas card please
    Suggested by @k8mcgarry
  13. It's all about finding the balance between distaste and pure judgement
    Suggested by @mackenzieo
  14. Static
    I can't get the corners of my mouth any further down☹️
    Suggested by @LizDawson
  15. Static
    Suggested by @andersun
  16. I hope you make a collage of all of these
    Suggested by @sarahmccoy
  17. How do you guys make this look cute??
    Suggested by @amieshmamie
  18. Ok this was harder than it looks
    Suggested by @torihyndman
  19. When you bring the BEST gift for your white elephant exchange at work and leave with the WORST gift.
    Suggested by @KristyTolley
  20. Static
    Suggested by @supabg
  21. Static
    I think a little nose crinkle is key.
    Suggested by @justjills
  22. If this was joe there'd be a follow up shot of his microwave pepperoni pizza, 6 baby carrots, and corona. If it was you there'd be a caption like "waiting five million years for this bus but it's fine I'm fine everything's fine"
    Suggested by @brynelle
  23. Static
    Suggested by @CoachK
  24. Static
    @fats is frowning more than his beard would suggest
    Suggested by @dev
  25. Enrolling in the School of Murphy in 2017
    Real talk: the choice to go unfiltered was inspired by Mary. I feel so vulnerable rn.
    Suggested by @jessicaz
  26. Static
    this is extremely difficult to do without looking like a dying muppet (which i'm pretty sure i still do); you guys deserve awards tbqh
    Suggested by @nelle
  27. Didn't try. But I have the Murphy eyebrows, so.
    Suggested by @PeteOnEarth
  28. Static
    I look more confused than anything else and I really couldn't stop laughing. You Murphys have skills.
    Suggested by @pathb
  29. I have never frowned so hard! How do you guys all make it look cute? 😄
    Suggested by @rachelanne
  30. I just feel like this list is proving that you're the only human that's able to be attractive while frowning.
    Suggested by @ameliaville
  31. I just look constipated TBH
    Don't look at my eyebrows! I PROMISE I'm getting them sorted on Friday. Honest!
    Suggested by @Diplomatic_diva
  32. Current mood:
    Suggested by @jhope71
  33. ☹️
    I think I got the eyes Mary but I cheated with the frown I just could not make my mouth do a frown.... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    Suggested by @DawnCloud
  34. Static
    Suggested by @bredee
  35. When you're trying to figure out how to use this ancient digital camera you got off ebay for your mom for christmas who refuses to use a smartphone and keeps asking for help getting 2 megapixel photos off her 14 year old verizon fliphone
    Suggested by @dudleyjoshua
  36. I did notice these guys in Mario Run today. I think the resemblance is uncanny.
    Suggested by @jaidub
  37. Static
    Suggested by @jakebrandman
  38. It is a subtle science.
    Suggested by @marydad