GOLDEN GLOBES, DON'T FUCK WITH ME.

Aka I'm live listing the golden globes. THIS LIST WILL BE UPDATED BITCHEZZZZZZTH.
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    It's Brie Larson we gettttt ittttttttt
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    Matt Damon I APPRECIATE YOU.
    Now GET OUTTA HERE.
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    J-Law STAY CHILL.
    No FUCK UPS.
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    "I would be so scared my boob would fall out" - my roommate
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    Okay didn't we discuss that the actresses want to be asked things other than about their dress??
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    What the hell Kate Hudson.
    You do you though.
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    You know what..
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    YA knowwwww what?...
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    Fuck em all up, Ricky
    You have my approval. I know people don't like you BUT I SUPPORT YOU kinda. I'm preparing myself for a lot of second hand embarrassment.
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    And now over to our Correspondent @joemurphy
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    ...
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    Oh man Rickayyyyyy.
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    SPEAK THA TRUTH RICKAYYYYY
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    SOMEONE PULL CHANNING TATUM OUT OD THIS BIT ITS NOT WORKING ITS NOT WORKING OH NO OH NO
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    Okay Jonah Hill OKAY
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    That bit RODE THE DAMN FENCE
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    1st Golden Globe goes to: KATE WINSLET! πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘
    Her speech gets 🌟🌟🌟
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    Oh Maura PULL IT TOGETHER GURL
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    ANDY SANDBERG LOVE AND LIGHT
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    Crazy Ex Girlfriend girl GOOD FOR YOU.
    Lololololololol.
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    WHAT THE HELL IS MOZART IN THE JUNGLE AND WHAT THE HELL DOES IT WANT?
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    Viola GURL.
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    And now back to our corespondent @joemurphy
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    Ooooo ouch Ricky G.
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    JESSICA CH-I MEAN BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD EVERYBODDYYYYYYπŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘
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    IdontknowwhatwolfhallisSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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    OSCAR ISSAC WHAT ARE YOU I DONT TRUST YOU FOR A MINUTE AGHHHHH
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    IVE NEVER SEEN SPY AND THATS MY SEMI BIGGEST REGRET IN LIFE
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    MR. ROBOT, WHAT ARE YOU????????
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    Oh fuck you Jamie
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    Will say the music of Hateful 8 was rul good.
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    Everyone's Drunk.
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    Oooooo Jamie slayyyyy - "ghetto.."
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    Ahhhhhhh Jamie and his Daughter ❀️❀️❀️❀️❀️
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    Oh Ricky.
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    SMOOTH, AMERICA AND EVA
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    LOVE AND LIGHT TO YOU AND YOURS MATT DAMON
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    Brad? Ryan? IS THIS WORKING????
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    Ugh this is sooooooo longgggggggg
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    Whennnn does this eeeeeend
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    Gaga WHAT GIVES?
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    Back to @joemurphy
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    I don't like you Katy Perry MA'AM.
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    *slured voice* goodforsammmmsmithnshit
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    Lol Ricky.
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    Oh Ricky. Oh man. Oh Mel. Oh boy.
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    MAD MAX YAAAAAAY
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    IS MR ROBOT A TRAP? I FEEL LIKE ITS A TRAP???? MR ROBOT IS A TRAP RIGHT?
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    This is soooooo fucking long jeeeeeezzzzzuz
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    Nice.
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    That was nice, Tom.
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    Kewl, Denzel.
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    I JUST WANT THIS TO ENNNNNNNND
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    @joemurphy on Deadpool
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    (J-Blah.)