HAY. LAY OFF 'EM.

  1. Kylie Jenner
    Lay off her, aunts and uncles of the world.
  2. Angelina Jolie Pitt
    YOU LEAVE HER ALONE, OLD MAN WHO SAID HE WOULDNT GO SEE "UNBROKEN" JUST BECAUSE SHE DIRECTED IT. DRINK SOME PRUNE JUICE AND SHIT THAT SEXIST STICK OUTA YOUR ASS YOU BRUTE.
  3. Justine Biebs
    I like his music now SO LAY OFF HIM SASSY RADIO HOSTS.
  4. My Dog
    LOOK ITS NOT OUR FAULT SHE'S PROBABLY HALF BLIND AND STARES INTO CORNERS FOR MINUTES AT A TIME. YOU KNOW PROBABLY LOOKIN AT GHOSTS N SHIT. LAY OFF HER SHES MY DOG. you asses.
  5. Malia Obama
    Like go away everyone who even dares start drama over her.
  6. Sansa Stark
    Look. I get it. I really really really do. But let's give the girl a break.
  7. The Batman V. Superman movie
    Hey. GIVE IT A CHANCE. (I say this to myself in the mirror every morning.)
  8. Eggnog
    SOME of you UNCOUTH BARBARIANS don't like it WITH A FIERCELY EXPRESSED PASSION. Lay. Off. My. Eggnog.