I Have Never Been Thus Treated In My Entire Life

This is very niche. Stay with me. But this is exactly the kind of anger I feel right now @joemurphy .
  1. First off, you daaaaaaare slander my name in this list...
  2. Second off, excuse me?
  3. Like exfuckingscuuuuuuuuse me?
  4. Also, pardon me??
  5. But like excuse yourself?