I NEED NEW TENNIS SHOES
I know some of you weirdos say sneakers instead of tennis shoes. So I need new sneakers. I don't play tennis. I go for the occasional slow jog/gasp-for-air sometimes. So basically I need running shoes.
- •My tennis shoes are literally breathing their last.
- •They served their master well.
- •But tis time to let them die with what little dignity they have left.
- •So if yall have any good running shoe suggestions, put 'em here!
- •Also if you could find these shoes (New Balance RC1400 REVLite) on zee Internet, LEMME KNU.
- •For realz I love these shoes. They glowed in the dark. Ugh.