I'VE MET THE ANTICHRIST?
- •Have you ever seen a smart baby? I don't mean like "oh look he fit a block into its appropriate shape" smart. I mean like "you can see it in their eyes/ there is an old man inside that baby" intelligent baby.
- •Well. I have.
- •It's always at church. I sit in the pew behind them and I look up and there's a baby staring at me. So naturally I do like a stupid smile.
- •But then this baby just kept on staring...
- •And not only that, but it was looking directly into my eyes... And not with the glazed over eyes and bobbley head most babys have...
- •But like with concentrated and thinking eyes and a composed face. Like that baby was looking at me like I was a test subject and she was making mental observations.
- •I would look around to see if anyone was noticing this...but literally everyone was paying attention to the Mass and me and this alien baby we're just in a twilight zone of our own where I was seriously questioning if this baby was actually human and whether or not it was an Alien come to take notes on earth.
- •I was literally in a stare down with this baby. Her eyes were literally laughing at me.
- •And then she like did this creepy smile thing while still staring directly at me. It was like her eyes were actually saying "they're neva gonna believe you Mary...I'm just a dumb baby...ya neva gonna convince anyone..."
- •I almost mentally cussed at a baby you guys.
- •But then it turned away and we resumed with Easter Mass.
- •So yeah.
- •I think I met the Antichrist today.