IF I WENT BACK IN TIME AND HAD TO TELL PEOPLE ABOUT MODERN DAY SCIENCE
I would be the worst.
- •Okay so there's this thing called chemistry...and like we're all made up of atoms n shit...
- •Ummm...sanitation is important so like clean up and what not.
- •Ummm...rats are gonna be a problem for you guys I'm pretty sure.
- •The moon? Yeah we go to it. How? Um we build like a ship. Oh, how does it work? Ummmmm....well...thrusters...um...
- •What's gravity? Well it's Ummm...you see it's like...ummmm....
- •There's also this thing called quantum physics? Don't look at me I have no fucking clue. Like apparently if I do something on one side of the universe, a mirror image of that thing is happening on the complete opposite side of the universe? Idk I think my physics teacher once told me that or something.
- •Medicine? Uhhhhh....well...I guess we use chemicals n shit...I have no idea.
- •What kind of future person am I? Hell, I guess not a good one sorry.
- •How does the Internet work? Fuck me GEEZ you guys are inquisitive.
- •What's electricity? I...I don't...I don't know.
- •You're gonna stone me now? Okay fair enough.