It Has Been ______ Days Since The Last Incident

Ohhhhh college, you good for nothing stress inducing money soaking son of a bitch.
  1. Number of days past without being honked at while walking to campus
  2. Number of days past without seeing a cockroach in our house
  3. Number of days past without flicking off a stranger
  4. Number of days past without flicking off a friend
  5. Number of days past without the Wi-Fi fucking up
  6. Number of days past without wishing my MAHM was here
  7. Number of days past without throwing up in my mouth from the amount of money college costs
  8. Number of days past without my professor stressing me the fuck out with emails
  9. Number of days past without making a list
    I think that's a record.
  10. Number of days past without Brooklyn Beckham ruining my life with his Instagram posts