PSH who has time to remember the realllllll weird stuff. But here are some I guess...
  1. When I forgot what the letter "W" was. Like I could not tell you what it looked like or its meaning.
  2. When I woke up at 5am in the morning and just kinda glimpsed out my window to see this little dash of fur that was a fox being chased by my sisters cat. Two seconds later the cat was running in the opposite direction and the little dash of fur was chasing it.
    It was like a cartoon. And I was the only one to see it. I just said "what?" and went back to sleep.
  3. When I woke up squatting in my parents laundry hamper about to do some business whilst on my quest to destroy the one ring to rule them all.
    Backstory: So in LOTR there's this elvish crystal thing that Frodo used to light the way. Well I slept walked and took a very similar looking crystal stopper off of this crystal vase and slept walked into my parents closet with it. My mom said she found me holding it high above my head while I was squatting over their hamper. She caught me just in time before the "ring" was dropped in "mount doom".
  4. When I'm pretty sure I had an anxiety attack but then yelled "oh fuck this, God." and then everything was okay.
    It was weird and I thought I was gonna be smote for cussing at da lort. I like paused and was like "we good tho?...".
  5. When I learned about middle names.
    You guys I'm pretty sure I didn't know what my middle name was till I was like 6.