Just Thoughts of Zahara Jolie-Pitt As She Is Once Again Made To Hold Hands

  1. Oh cool! I guess we're the type of family that holds hands while crossing the street! That's cool! Strong grip, but that's still cool. At least it's only one hand. I mean they're not gonna hold my hand allllllll the time that would just be excessive haha right? Right?
  2. Wrong. I was wrong. My left hand has actually never seen the sun.
  3. Same shit different day.
  4. Okay DadBrad. I'm literally trying to slay in this photo shoot. We aren't even crossing a fucking street. Can I live for like two seconds? Stop holding my hand.
  5. Like how THE FUCK am I suppose to eat Cheetos AND hold your hand at the same time. God I hate you.
  6. Haha! Nope nope nope nope nope Angie. I don't need your hand. I'm so good. I'm so free! This feels great! Maybe if they see how happy and capable I am of walking on my ow-
  7. Damn it to hell.
    Fuck yo lollipops. (But I'll take it, fine.)
  8. Literally woman. Do not touch me.
  9. I can hold my own hands.
  10. You know what? Fine. You wanna hold hands?
  11. That's the kinda family we are? This is what I'm apart of? You wanna fucking hold hands?
  12. Fine. I'll fucking hold hands. Hurry your ass up Shiloh. I will not wait.
  13. I CAN DO IT BY MYSLEF, ANGELINA.
  14. Okay look for the opportune moment Zahara. Take in your surroundings...
  15. NOW GO NOW MAKE A BREAK FOR IT RUN RUN RUN ILL COME BACK FOR YOU SHILOH.
  16. I don't. Fuck wit. Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. IM NEVER GONNA HOLD HANDS AGAIN HAHAHA IS THIS WHAT FREEDOM IS??? SHILOH DANCE WITH ME!! JUMP WITH ME SHILOH!
  17. Oh my god stop.
  18. If we're gonna hold hands can you at least take that gawd awful hat off. Oh my god dad.
  19. I am literally draaaaaaaaaging both your asses.
  20. Hahahahahhaha(getoutwhileyoucan)hahahaahaaaa
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