"Mary. Literally no one asked you why you are crying."
Well too bad because I'm gonna tell you anyway.
- •Because I fucked up my already slightly fucked up phone and it's now cracked to hell because I dropped it.
- •Because I then tried to take a picture of the cracked screen by screenshoting my screen like the idiot that I am.
- •Because I just watched an hours worth of tutorial videos and am overwhelmed as hell because iiiiiiiii understaaaaaaaaand NOTHINGGGGGGG.
- •Because this is my professor:
- •But also he's like this:
- •Because group projects
- •Because responsibilities that come up out of no where and bite you in the ass.
- •Because this is me on the inside
- •And because this is me on the outside.
- •Because I hate technology and want to suck all of the world's technology into a tiny golden ring that I would then journey with all the way to Mount Doom where I would cast in back into the fiery pits from whence it came.
- •Because I should have done my homework like a thousand years ago instead of literally sending myself straight to hell the night before.