Well too bad because I'm gonna tell you anyway.
  1. Because I fucked up my already slightly fucked up phone and it's now cracked to hell because I dropped it.
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  2. Because I then tried to take a picture of the cracked screen by screenshoting my screen like the idiot that I am.
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  3. Because I just watched an hours worth of tutorial videos and am overwhelmed as hell because iiiiiiiii understaaaaaaaaand NOTHINGGGGGGG.
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  4. Because this is my professor:
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  5. ...
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  6. But also he's like this:
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  7. Because group projects
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  8. Because responsibilities that come up out of no where and bite you in the ass.
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  9. Because this is me on the inside
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  10. And because this is me on the outside.
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  11. Because I hate technology and want to suck all of the world's technology into a tiny golden ring that I would then journey with all the way to Mount Doom where I would cast in back into the fiery pits from whence it came.
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  12. Because I should have done my homework like a thousand years ago instead of literally sending myself straight to hell the night before.
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