I'm sorry for this in advance. @michael_circa91 you asked for this.
  1. *me shouting downstairs* - "hey @michael_circa91 go get the board game!...whaddya means 'what board game?' Clue! DUH!....No! Not the office clue IM TALKIN THAT REAL SHIT, now hurry up!"
  2. *@michael_circa91 comes up stairs* "How do we have so many variations of Clue downstairs? Did you guys know we have Harry Potter Clue?"
  3. Part 1: Setting Up the Game
    (Character montage)
  4. Miss Scarlet: @k8mcgarry
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    Me - "but you said I could be Scarlet this ti-" @k8mcgarry - "I'm Scarlet, always."
  5. Mrs Peacock: @clairewentthere
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    Bc obvi.
  6. Professor Plum: @dustinboone
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  7. Colonel Mustard: @joemurphy
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    @xtineengels - "I swear to gawd if you keep pronouncing colonel like tha-" @joemurphy - "COLONEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLL MUSTAHD. Colonel Colonel colonel colonelllllllllll. Colonel....colonel."
  8. Madame Rose: @xtineengels
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  9. @michael_circa91: Ginny Weasley
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    @michael_circa91 - "now hear me out-" Everyone - "WE SAID NO MICHAEL."
  10. Mrs. White: @michael_circa91
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  11. Miss Peach: Me
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    @dustinboone - "I don't remember a Miss Peach in the board ga-" Me - "ZIP IT."
  12. Mr. Green: @dfly
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    @clairewentthere - "ah sorry you were left with Mr. Green Dennis...." @dfly - "Look I know no one like Mr. Green, but I like to think of him as kinda misunderstood ya know?" *writes down "Thoughts of a Board Game Character That Always Gets Picked Last" in drafts*
  13. Part 2: The Game
    (As portrayed by the many chaotic faces of Jennifer Lawrence.)
  14. ...
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    There are no answers. All hell hath broken loose.
  15. Me: "ALRIGHT WHO IS LYING HERE?!?"
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  16. @xtineengels: "DONT LOOK AT ME I SHOWED YOU MY WEAPONS CARDS"
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  17. @dfly: "guys maybe-"
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  18. @joemurphy: "COLONELLLLLLLLL"
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  19. @k8mcgarry: "Someone OR SOMETHING is fucking with us."
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  20. @dfly: "You guys maybe we should-"
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  21. @michael_circa91: "Maybe if we had just played with the Harry Potter Clue game like I had suggested none of this would be happening right-"
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  22. @dustinboone: "I GOT IT! MR. GREEN IN THE KITCHEN WITH THE ROPE! YATZEE!"
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  23. Me: "DAMN IT DUSTIN I ALREADY SHOWED YOU THAT I HAD THE ROPE LIKE FIVE TIMES ALREADY."
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  25. @xtineengels: "WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS?!???"
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  26. @dfly: "Guys what if-"
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  27. Everyone: "WHAT DENNIS?!?!?"
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  28. @dfly: "Like I was saying, maybe we should just look inside the envelope?..."
  29. Everyone: ....
  30. @dfly: "Look at yourselves. Look what this game is doing to you. C'mon guys we're better than this."
  31. Me: "he's rights. Let's open it."
  32. *opens envelope*...
  33. "Hermione Granger with the Protego Spell in the Dungeon."
  34. ....
  35. ....
  36. "This is why we can't have nice things Michael."